Bruce Campbell Asskickery…

September 16th, 2009 by Crap

Awesome rollickin’ goodness courtesy of the short-lived Jack Of All Trades back in 2000. Way over the top and beyond, much like the show itself and its key star Bruce Campbell. One-liners and sexual innuendos abundant with an over-larged dosage of pure camp.

Gonzo’s Nipples

September 11th, 2009 by Crap

Gonzo untethers and gets his nipples fondled by Pepe. Boggles my mind how this got into a Disney production…

Just Renovatin’ Chuck!

September 9th, 2009 by Crap

This is why Bruce Lee is awesome. Forget Fists of Fury or Big Boss, this rather random and ridiculous cameo from the film Marlowe is what I will always remember of the man. The second sequence included in the clip is even more nonsensical and true epic fail.

A look at “Take Out”

September 9th, 2009 by Crap

take out film

In the tradition of both cinéma vérité and Italian neorealist style, it seems that the central image of the bicycle within a bleak urbanized environment has become somewhat of a motif. Dating back to De Sica’s classic Bicycle Thieves and popping up more recently in Sixth Generation director Wang Xiaoshuai’s Beijing Bicycle, it has once again seemingly appeared in Sean Baker and Shih-Ching Tsou’s social realist work, Take Out.

To not rely heavily upon comparative analysis, I’ll be brief. The continuing motif is obvious but probably irrelevant for the most part. Take Out has little to nothing to do with De Sica’s earlier work aside from genre and narrative similarities. If anything, it bears more in common with its Sixth Generation contemporaries across the globe such as Li Yang’s Blind Shaft or possibly Lou Ye’s Suzhou River.

In this manner there is a deep interest in its almost transnational cinematic relationship that seemingly parallels the subject matter of the film. Ming Ding, an illegal Chinese immigrant like most of the characters on screen, is struggling to not only earn a living, but save enough money to send back home to his awaiting family. His supposed frustration over this difficulty leads to borrowing money from a loan shark that he simply can’t pay back.

Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day Trailer

September 3rd, 2009 by Crap

I had no idea this was still in production and had simply died off long ago. Guess not, here’s the trailer to the upcoming sequel to the rather enjoyable yet embarrassingly corny Boondock Saints. Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus are rejoined by Billy Connolly and newcomer Clifton Collins, Jr. Julie Benz also stars in what I imagine is the replacement role left by Willem Dafoe who I’m saddened to hear is not reappearing. David Della Rocco though, is reappearing as supposedly a guiding spirit for the brothers. Either way, red band trailer embedded above and its looking mighty derivative of the first entry.

The Killing Jar Trailer

September 2nd, 2009 by Crap

The premise seems interesting enough. Stranger steps into diner holding everyone hostage while slowly killing them off one by one for reasons unknown. Better still is the rather surprising cast. Michael Madsen as the stranger Doe, with Harold Perrineau, Amber Benson, and Danny Trejo as the diner’s inhabitants.

Kitchen Confidential on Hulu

September 2nd, 2009 by Crap

Kitchen Confidential

Kitchen Confidential is one of the many shows Fox killed prematurely and have long since been forgotten. Forget Firefly, Arrested Development or Family Guy, the reality is that when shows get canceled that’s it. No powerful fan-bases, comic book continuations, or alternate network purchases. When a show gets canned, its completely over and its simply erased from history.

Thus its no surprise that a show that only aired four years ago and had a rather stellar cast, has seemingly been brushed aside to be forgotten. I surely never heard of it and only stumbled upon it by accident. Through my fandom for Bourdain’s program No Reservations, it came to my attention through the ever-so-useful Wikipedia, that there was a fictional TV show based around his life.

“Good Morning Rabbit” Trailer

August 29th, 2009 by Crap

I’m not entirely sure what this pilot/ potential show is about except that it involves the premise of the characters celebrating every single one of our nation’s holidays from the common to obscure. The show is being created by one Hadley Klein who was previously a consultant on The Sarah Connor Chronicles and looks like a mix between contemporary comedy fare intertwined with a Pushing Daisies-like surrealism and quirkiness.

It stars Alex Frost and Kristina Apga with an appearance by Summer Glau who was also on the Sarah Connor Chronicles. From the looks of the trailer which doesn’t reveal a smidgen of information regarding the narrative premise, it looks quite intriguing. Hopefully it does get picked up for actual broadcast as its easily one of the more unique potential shows I have yet to hear about.